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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #75 on: May 17th, 2005, 6:09am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #76 on: May 17th, 2005, 6:59pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #77 on: May 18th, 2005, 8:45am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #78 on: May 18th, 2005, 5:24pm » |
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I am a brown recluse spider; biting the recluse, resulting in a large ulcerous sore that becomes necrotic and infected with gas gangrene leading to a painful and smelly death.
(How can a recluse defeat the rabies virus? Maybe a recluse can avoid the virus by avolding people, but the virus is more common in animals actually. Probably being around people is a better way to avoid rabies, or cure it if infected. Just nitpicking  )
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #79 on: May 19th, 2005, 4:15am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #80 on: May 19th, 2005, 7:45am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #81 on: May 19th, 2005, 11:48am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #82 on: May 19th, 2005, 12:19pm » |
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I am the "save the turkey" movement, stopping Americans from the Thanksgiving feast, ruining the day.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #83 on: May 19th, 2005, 4:52pm » |
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I am Tofurkey; a disgustinglicious paste made of tofu and spices to resemble turkey meat, spreading across the nation as the new food to eat when thanking Native Americans for sharing food with disingenuous pilgrams.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #84 on: May 19th, 2005, 8:52pm » |
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I am a confirmed "meatetarian", gratefully eating delicious animals, amazed at the clueless shallowness of people so far removed from nature that they think this is wrong.
By the way, neither the national holiday of Thanksgiving established by Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War, nor the Pilgrim feast that inspired it were about "thanking indians". Both were centered on the idea of thanking God for the what He provided. The pilgrims in gratitude invited the indians who had helped them survive, but it was thanking God, not them, that was the purpose of the feast. And despite all events that happened after (and before) the pilgrim feast, there is no hint that the pilgrims were in any way "disingenuous" towards the indians, but were truly grateful for their assistance.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #85 on: May 19th, 2005, 9:07pm » |
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I am cholesterol; collecting in the bloodstream of meatatarians, causing fatal blockages.
(Just a little diarrhea of the keyboard. I agree with what you said, just going for the cheap laugh by taking a look at the Irony of history, and how different things are when they happen and how they appear over the distance of time. (woah, anyway, cholesterol))
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #86 on: May 20th, 2005, 9:38am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #87 on: May 20th, 2005, 3:38pm » |
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I am Richard Simmons, shrill, causing millions to swear off exercise or any other activity where they may be associated with him.
(I only brought it up because if you were to attend a U.S. public school, you would get the idea that "thanking the indians" was the entire point of Thanksgiving. I try to set the record straight whenever I can.)
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #88 on: May 30th, 2005, 9:37am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #89 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 6:15am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #91 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 11:40pm » |
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I am "YMCA", where 'they have everything for young men to enjoy,' promoting gay movement (to the beat...)
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #92 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 10:17am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #93 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 2:39pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #94 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:41pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #95 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 10:52am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #96 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 12:14am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #97 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 3:52am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #98 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 4:00am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #99 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 10:45pm » |
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I am rabies...no no no no. I am babies, constantly being born, replacing people killed by health care scares.
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