The Greatest Poem Ever

be ready for action and ready to get naked
i am looking for a quickie a fuck and go thing
i am white 5 8 top/vers 150 lbs 7.5 cut
love getting my cock sucked
love mounting ass and taking you long and deep
i don't have the place to play
u just be hard and ready to play
all welcome send stats and pix
first cum first served

Thank you, Craigslist.

Don't tell me I never gave you anything:

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I wept tears of joy after I saw this. Thank you, Miguel. You have changed my life for-ever.