Are you tired of scrolling through Beet articles only to find tedious rants on society littered with sporadic crappy jokes? Do you find yourself automatically drifting into a deep slumber as soon as you click on an article? Well maybe you could stop silently judging and actually help us out, you pretentious snotball.
All in jest, of course. Even if you are a pretentious snotball, we probably won’t call you out on it (no guarantees, however). Anyways, let’s get to the point. Once again, we are looking for new perspectives to contribute to the satirical conversation here at The Beet. In other words, we’re hiring. If you feel as if you can contribute to our frivolous little organization, do the world a favor and please click on this link below.