Student makes 4-day journey from campus to Clark Kerr in record 2 ½ days
Local student becomes celebrated hero after making long and arduous journey back to Clark Kerr On Wednesday, as local UC Berkeley student Jason Bronman completed his…
Student optimistically believes he can handle 8 AM classes
2 months ago, as sophomore Brian Alger was signing up for classes, he checked his schedule only to find out that he was required to…
Berkeley student gives Santa side eye for wearing Stanford Colors
A Berkeley student at a mall proceeded to glare at Santa last Wednesday for wearing what appeared to be Stanford colors On Wednesday night, as Justin…
Student skips gym this week because crying also burns Calories
Student does everything she can to avoid studying in Main Stacks As dead week rolled around, and people in various stages of final stress went about…
Chem Major to spend Thanksgiving Break in hibernation
Chem Major to spend Thanksgiving Break in hibernation and avoid seeing people As Dustin Tau traveled back to his home in Southern California on Wednesday Night,…
Oski on the run from Stanford PD for urinating on trees to ‘mark territory’
On Thursday night, it was reported that Oski was on the run from the Stanford police department after he had been found urinating on various trees…
26 freshmen rescued after being lost in Dwinelle for 10 weeks
On Sunday it was reported that a group of 26 freshmen had been finally found after being trapped inside Dwinelle Hall for a period of…
Math Department to place ban on hiring Professors who make learning fun
On Saturday, it was revealed that UC Berkeley’s Math Department would be letting go of Professor Alexander Coward at the end of the school year….
Student relieved that having Parents over for Homecoming Week means not having to cook
Last month, Sharon’s McLaren’s parents called to say that they were planning to visit her during Homecoming Weekend. While Mrs. McLaren expected her daughter to…
Berkeley Squirrel officially tired of eating Dining Hall Food
Local Squirrel grows tired of eating Dining Hall Food Yesterday evening, it was reported that local resident Shamu the Squirrel had officially grown tired of…