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CS61A Group Project becomes New Enrollment System

April 15, 2016Christian Houston1 Comment

UC Berkeley uses CS student project for new enrollment system in order to help save money On March 2016, UC Berkeley switched over its enrollment…

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Berkeley student fits entire Crossroads salad bar into backpack

April 8, 2016Tatiana Su0 Comments

UCB students puts Salad Bar into Backpack Pocketing a couple pieces of fruit or even an entire Tupperware container of quinoa is a common habit…

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UC Berkeley student finds Affordable Apartment

April 1, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

               Berkeley Sophomore manages to find inexpensive apartment Last week, sophomore Jacqueline Broma managed to sign the contract on…

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Student relieved to be using own bathroom over Spring Break

March 25, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

Warning. This post contains a buttload of bathroom jokes. On Friday, as student Stephen Hong settled into his couch at home, he breathed a sigh…

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University to change motto to Fiat Lux 3000 in order to reduce deficit

March 11, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

On Thursday, after University officials met to discuss structural changes in light of the school’s $150-million-dollar deficit, University Spokesperson Bentley Cooper announced that the school…

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UCB creates Hunger Games to determine which programs to cut

March 4, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

This week, it was announced that UC Berkeley was considering the elimination of its public health program due to a 150-million-dollar structural deficit. According to one…

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$92K Nap Pods designed by Keurig for one-time use only

February 26, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

UC Berkeley to put out Nap Pods on campus for students to sleep in as an alternative to sleeping during lectures in Wheeler On Wednesday,…

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On Diversity and Hiring Practices

February 19, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

Today marks the 8-month anniversary of the Berkeley Beet. Its first post came out last summer and detailed the acceptance of a 4.0 earthquake which, despite all…

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RSF to offer “Feel the Bern” fitness classes based on Bernie Sanders

February 12, 2016Burr K. Lee0 Comments

A Bernie Sanders inspired workout is being taught at the RSF by junior econ major Angela Steinberg On Wednesday, it was revealed that the RSF…

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Berkeley to move CS61A lectures to Memorial Stadium

February 7, 2016Burr K. Lee3 Comments

On Friday, it was reported that due to the vast number of students in attendance at its CS61a lectures, UC Berkeley’s CS department announced that…

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