Student skips gym this week because crying also burns Calories
Student does everything she can to avoid studying in Main Stacks As dead week rolled around, and people in various stages of final stress went about…
Student does everything she can to avoid studying in Main Stacks As dead week rolled around, and people in various stages of final stress went about…
Chem Major to spend Thanksgiving Break in hibernation and avoid seeing people As Dustin Tau traveled back to his home in Southern California on Wednesday Night,…
On Thursday night, it was reported that Oski was on the run from the Stanford police department after he had been found urinating on various trees…
On Saturday, it was revealed that UC Berkeley’s Math Department would be letting go of Professor Alexander Coward at the end of the school year….
Last month, Sharon’s McLaren’s parents called to say that they were planning to visit her during Homecoming Weekend. While Mrs. McLaren expected her daughter to…
CS Major using Airbears 2 Outage as Metaphor for Life Following Friday Night’s campuswide Airbears 2 Internet Outage, it was reported that the campus…
The Meal Plan is reportedly directed at students who can’t cook. (If your friend shared this article with you, chances are that that’s you) Susan…
Professor making $250,000 in tenured salary, asking students to buy $200 textbook he wrote in order to supplement salary. While many freshmen have already bought…
Recently it was reported that Aaron Smithers, a junior Mechanical Engineering major at Cal, caused a mild scandal when he chose to park his butt…
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