CS Major using Airbears 2 Internet Outage as Metaphor for Life
CS Major using Airbears 2 Outage as Metaphor for Life Following Friday Night’s campuswide Airbears 2 Internet Outage, it was reported that the campus…
Donald Trump’s Hairpiece to speak at The Berkeley Forum
Donald Trump’s Hairpiece is expected to speak at the Forum in early October. Following Trump’s shocking performance tonight at the Republican Debate, the media focus…
University to begin offering Instant Noodle Meal Plan
The Meal Plan is reportedly directed at students who can’t cook. (If your friend shared this article with you, chances are that that’s you) Susan…
Student picks up case of Weasels while at UC Berkeley
On Monday it was reported that a student that had ridden the AC Transit 25-A bus on August 25th had been carrying a case of…
Prof making 250k “asks” students to buy $200 textbook he wrote
Professor making $250,000 in tenured salary, asking students to buy $200 textbook he wrote in order to supplement salary. While many freshmen have already bought…
Mech Engineering Major that had all Summer to unpack now leaving for Fall Semester
Recently it was reported that Aaron Smithers, a junior Mechanical Engineering major at Cal, caused a mild scandal when he chose to park his butt…
Reality Show 8 to a Room to be filmed in Berkeley
As part of its fall lineup, Fox News announced today that it had acquired the rights to the reality show “8 to a Room” which…
4. 0 Earthquake admitted to Berkeley despite having few extracurriculars
Berkeley, CA. At 7 AM this morning, it was reported that local residents were woken up by the sounds of a 4.0 earthquake arriving in…
Tensions rise as parents passive aggressively hint that it’s time to start packing
Local Southern California Parents worried because their son has yet to pack with one week left until school starts. One week…
UCB Students to launch Uber competitor UBear using real bears
On Thursday it was announced that a team from UC Berkeley had successfully secured its first round of seed funding for its product “UBear”. As…